Why isn't New Orleans Mother's Day parade shooting... →
historyintheworks: A telling excerpt: “Unforunately, though, I’ve learned to redefine what constitutes an American tragedy. American tragedies occur where middle America frequents every day: airplanes, business offices, marathons. Where there persists a tangible fear that this could happen to any of us. And rightfully so. Deaths and mayhem anywhere are tragic. That should always be the case....
littlestbug: poutingly: angryfuckingvegan: Milk is not natural. Milk is not natural. Milk is not natural. Milk is not natural. Milk is not natural. Milk is not natural. Milk is not natural. Milk is not natural. Milk is not natural. Milk is not natural. Angryfuckingvegan comes the conclusion that cows are not real and milk does not actually exist i’m imagining him alone in his...
Philosophizing: lemonesorbet: starfata: swankivy:... →
lemonesorbet: starfata: swankivy: greenchestnuts: laceratedbylife: I don’t get why asexual people have to come out to their parents about their sexuality. How do they even expect this to go down? They’re like: “Mum … Dad … I am asexual.” And then the mother… In our society you’re expected to get laid, and produce children. If you don’t do those, people start...
babyangelcastiel: drilltowardstheheavens: donkeykongcountry2: i love that world war 2 is called world war 2 it sounds like the sequel to an action movie “WORLD WAR 2…. GERMANY’S BACK, AND THIS TIME…. IT’S PERSONAL” this has a great deal of accuracy though #god it better not be a trilogy
wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world
when your friends get other friends and they stop...
afrogay: worldfamousprofessor: look down your shirt and spell attic a titty i see just one i only see one where did my other boob go
hellsingdrug: do you ever just miss old rp partners and
[[MORE]]I am being indirectly socially pressured in to getting in to Homestuck
People are far too concerned with the sexual orientation of people they aren’t having sex with.
tiffyinabox: newworldorganization replied to your post: Give me stuff to doodle guys cuba I did him no justice
ahemily: ahemily: guys im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’) edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD
Don't Fuck With an English Teacher
of-the-sweetest-tea: autumnyte: fasterwouldbebetter: I read the teacher in Siri’s voice…
thecompanionsdoctor: My week is basically: Monday Monday #2 Monday #3 Monday #4 Friday Saturday Pre-Monday